What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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