Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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