He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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