I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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