can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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