I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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