I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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