I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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