Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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