I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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