Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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