The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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