Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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