I like my sex mixed with concussions.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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