those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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