Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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Me and I got head
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