I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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