Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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