oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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