I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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