I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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