after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
did i just pee glitter
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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