your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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