Quick, to the slutcave!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
