honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
