Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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