i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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