You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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be right there i have to get my cape
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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