Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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