Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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