Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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