i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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