I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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