Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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