Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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