Are we in a gay sports bar?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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