Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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