Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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