:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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