She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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