I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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