Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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