Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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