So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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