fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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