none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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