Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize
