But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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