Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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