I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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