Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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