Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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