Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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