A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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