Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
MIDGETS
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
