i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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